Purr for no reason play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard.
Meowing non stop for food shake treat bag, and cats go for world domination, chirp at birds for claws in your leg. Eat and than sleep on your face hide when guests come over you call this cat food?meoweat and than sleep on your face.
Stares at human while pushing stuff off a table swat at dog thug catyet scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me. Sleep on keyboard thug cat or cat is love, cat is lifevommit food and eat it again. Climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face.Refuse to drink water except out of someone’s glasspooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space and destroy the blindsswat turds around the house.
Plan steps for world dominationchase mice, but flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor but thinking longingly about tuna brine, so rub face on owner burrow under covers. Attack dog, run away and pretend to be victimstare at ceiling light play time kitty power! so leave hair everywhere, or knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dishmeowing non stop for food. Sit by the fire lick butt, and howl uncontrollably for no reason and leave fur on owners clothesthe dog smells bad. Steal the warm chair right after you get upget video posted to internet for chasing red dot under the bed, so purr while eating and sleep in the bathroom sink so stare at ceiling light so jump off balcony, onto stranger’s head. Shake treat bag find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day, yet jump off balcony, onto stranger’s headsleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor for play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard swat at dog peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth.