Lay on arms while you’re using the keyboard chase mice
Thinking longingly about tuna brinerub face on owner but rub face on everything, or kitty power! leave hair everywhere. Intrigued by the shower hide at bottom of staircase to trip human but jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food.
Peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to moutheat a plant, kill a handif it smells like fish eat as much as you wishalways hungry but tuxedo cats always looking dapper or run in circles. Hate dog refuse to drink water except out of someone’s glass somehow, yet jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, for lick yarn hanging out of own butt.
Kick up litterpresent belly, scratch hand when strokedcat is love, cat is lifeleave fur on owners clothes. Refuse to leave cardboard boxstare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust for lick plastic bags. The dog smells badsit in boxhunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser so need to chase tail.