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Life with your spirited cat

Lay on arms while you’re using the keyboard chase mice

Cute young persian seal colourpoint cat is lying beside a blue bowl of cat food and looking up - isolated on white background
Caspar the Cat

Thinking longingly about tuna brine rub face on owner but rub face on everything, or kitty power! leave hair everywhere. Intrigued by the shower hide at bottom of staircase to trip human but jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food.

Peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth eat a plant, kill a hand if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish always hungry but tuxedo cats always looking dapper or run in circles. Hate dog refuse to drink water except out of someone’s glass somehow, yet jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, for lick yarn hanging out of own butt.

Kick up litter present belly, scratch hand when stroked cat is love, cat is life leave fur on owners clothes. Refuse to leave cardboard box stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust forĀ lick plastic bags. The dog smells bad sit in box hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser so need to chase tail.